funny sms jokes

Behind every successful man
there is a WOMAN

If U Need More Success


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Increase the Number...

Note: Sender is not Responsible for Side effects, & aftershocks..

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Degrees of girls B.A=Beautiful Angel B.E=Beautiful Eyes B.SC=Beautiful structure B.L-Butiful Lips B.B.M-Butiful body maintaind *


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Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so
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rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :